Do you have children? Have you ever been a child? Do you have a soul? If the answer to one or more of these questions is yes, then you've dealt with Legos, which means you know how excruciatingly painful it can be to step on one.
FEAR NO LONGER, CITIZEN OF THE INTERNET!
Lego is coming out with extra padded slippers to save you from the unbearable agony of the most basic of booby traps.
...the tears of joy emoji. I know this sounds like an article from the Onion, but I am not making this up. It was selected as the word of the year because it was the most-used emoji globally in 2015, and "best reflected the ethos, mood, and preoccupations of 2015." That's a nice fancy way of saying people are, now more than ever, too lazy to expressively type real words.
This is a real thing. Since Tuesday, Shia LaBeouf has been watching all of his own movies in a New York City movie theater in reverse chronological order (newest to oldest) without a break. That's strange, but nothing about Shia LaBeouf really surprises me anymore. What makes this even weirder is that he's streaming himself watching his own movies. That's right, you can watch Shia LaBeouf watching himself on the big screen, and as of this writing, he's still going strong. You can check out what he's calling #ALLMYMOVIES here. Disclaimer: he may be asleep or in the bathroom when you click the link, so if he's not sitting right in front of your face, be patient.
Oh and if you happen to be in the area, (Angelika Film Center, 18 West Houston Street, NYC), stop in and check out one of the movies with him, admission is free of charge.
I'M BACK BAY-BEH!
And I've brought with me one of the collective internet's favorite things: CATS!
Check out this video of cats being scared of cucumbers for no reason!
What's better than Adele? How about Sir David Attenborough narrating the opening to Adele's music video for Hello? It's pretty fantastic. Check it out.
I'm not entirely sure exactly what to say about this. A California couple, Carlee Leifkes and Lucas Unger, got engaged on Halloween... and the engagement ring is one of Lucas's wisdom teeth. Check out the pictures and the story here. I can't decide if wearing a chunk of your fiancee's skull on your finger is cool and creative or creepy and weird.