Last year just after Christmas, I was bummed about a breakup, so I watched Love Actually for the first time thinking it might cheer me up. It didn't. Probably because I'm a guy and, contrary to what the rest of the world would like you to believe, dudes are actually more emotionally impacted by those kinds of things than girls are, such that watching a movie and stuffing our faces full of ice cream doesn't actually solve our problems like it seems to for girls. But I digress.
I found this quiz on Buzzfeed that tells you what Love Actually character you are, and since it's both the Christmas season and I'm a sucker for these kinds of dopey quizzes, here it is. Check it out.
Somehow, I ended up with this:
I don't even remember this kid. I kinda hoped to be pre-zombie apocalypse British Rick Grimes, but you know, I guess this is what you get when you pick the two available Spider-Man options.
And it wouldn't be Christmas without the Kardashians' official Christmas Card!
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Nothing spreads holiday cheer like some good old-fashioned self-referential opulence! At least they were kind enough to let all of us poor folk in on the joke.
This happened 16 years ago at 1997's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. It's no surprise we haven't seen much of Barney since then. This is fascinating to watch, and with all the blustery weather we've been having in the Capital Region over the last couple weeks, you can practically feel it happening.
Thanks to cannotunsee.net (which you should definitely visit if you're in need of a few chuckles), I discovered this, the funniest video I saw all weekend. Enjoy.
...she went ahead and bleached her eyebrows.
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Come on, Miley. You're actually an attractive young lady, but this look does NOT work for you. The hair was bad enough, but if you refuse to let it grow out, at least leave the color in your eyebrows. And keep your dang tongue in your mouth. And maybe clean it once in a while too.
CHER LLOYD GOT MARRIED ON MONDAY. UUUUUUUUUUUGH.
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